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Boli sme s kamoskou v meste,ked si spomenul,ze sa musi este zastavit v lekarni po lieky.Bolo tam vela ludi,a tak sme si kratili cas citanim reklamnych letakov na rozne lieky a pomali sme sa posuvali dopredu.Zrazu sme sa ocitli pred pokladnou,no kamoska mala este stale oi zapichnute do reklam.Magistra sa pitala,co si zelame a ja som suchla vikinu pod rebro.Ta strhla a vyletelo z nej-viagru!Cela lekaren lahla od smiechu!
Hola v bazene :
Bola som na kupku a jedny nenormalny chalani mi v bazene strahli plavky a nechceli mi ich dat.Vbazene som od hamby nemohla byt a tak som musela ist bez gati hola az na deku!!!
Horuca cokolada :
Konecne som dostala prachy na horucu cokoladu, a cestou do triedy som sa nou obliala. Prisla som do triedy, ako normalne som sa zacala chystat na hodinu a Bum! Po celej triede bola vonat cokolada, MOJA horuca cokolada, ktora skoncila na zemi. Rychlo som zdvihla pohar s nou a v tom momente prisal do triedy ucka! boze preco aj, a zacala som to utierat az dokym ma ucitelka eposlala na vratnicu pre hadru. No super, teraz vedela o mojej (ne)sikovnosti aj vratnicka. Tak som sla naspet do triedy, utrerla som to a odniesla handru naspet. A za ani nie minutu sa zase ozavlo Tresk! ale uz nie take hlasne. Zase MOJA cok,olada skonicla na zemi, teda to co mi tam zostalo. Na rto som si minula vsetky vreckovky. Teraz som uz vypila tu poslednu kvapku o mi zostala, aby sa mi aj ta nevyliala. Ale preco sa to vylialo zrovna mne, to nechapem. MNE jedinej z celej skoly!
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